Sad how accurate this feels.
I’ll keep that in mind the next time I’m watching a sporting event and they bring someone out to sing “God Doesn’t Exist”. Or the next time I try to go to the mall on Monday and it’s closed because we have blue laws to protect the atheist Sabbath. Or when a leading Democratic presidential candidate says “If you’re not an atheist, I don’t think you can really be a true citizen.”
Sorry about that, everyone. Us atheists will try to keep to ourselves in the future. We won’t insist on any more displays of the One Commandment (“Thou shalt not be a dick”) outside courtrooms.