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Posted 3 months ago
Romney, Gingrich, Santorum or Paul?

Asked by Anonymous

If I could have the candidate I really would want it would be a Frankenstein creation of the following:

• Newt Gingrich’s brain.

• Rick Santorum’s morals.

• Ron Paul’s conviction and rabid following.

• Packaged in Mitt Romney’s body.

…but since we can’t have that candidate I’m leaning towards Newt just because he’s smart although brash. Santorum is a short distant second. I’d want to vote for Ron Paul if it wasn’t for his false belief that radical Muslims are only defending themselves; that would make perfect since if they weren’t blowing themselves up and killing each other over there without US involvement.

However, when all is said and done, I’d vote for a orange juice carton over Obama.